One liners - Definitions
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.**********2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match.**********3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's.********** 4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. **********5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either".**********6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.**********7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece.**********8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.**********9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.**********10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.**********11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.**********12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.**********13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.**********14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.**********15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth.**********16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.**********17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.**********18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.**********19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. **********
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